by Daves Friend From Last Night November 15, 2009
A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
by mariomario August 26, 2006
A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
by Leoskiess June 25, 2011
by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020