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Penis Chin

A chin that juts out in one direction that slightly resembles a penis.
Dude, that chicks penis chin made it so hard to make out.
Penis Chin by Marie Ressler December 21, 2009
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penis chin

a chin that has a vertical crease or clef in it, but not quite a dimple. so it kinda looks like the head of a penis. a rare find.
That's not a dimple! It's definitely a penis chin.
penis chin by droit84 May 16, 2007

Chinese Penis (Weed) 

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

Chinese Penis Cuffs 

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
Chinese Penis Cuffs by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

chinese penis

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.

chinese penis torture 

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.
example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)
chinese penis torture by cv3 July 24, 2006

Chinese Penis Trap 

Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.
At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.
Chinese Penis Trap by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007
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