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penis cake 

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.
penis cake by NRE February 1, 2008
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Penis Cake 

A metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close homosexuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a penis
Nathan would you like some Penis Cake?
Penis Cake by milli148 April 5, 2009

penis cake 

when u make a sandwitch with 3 cocks
penis cake in gay sex they might do it
penis cake by danny kniffer April 29, 2006

penis cum cake 

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.
i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!
penis cum cake by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes
peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake 

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!
peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake 

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.
"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"
peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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