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When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.
I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.
Penies by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008
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penies by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020

ass penies 

penies that have been put in ones ass, used to give confidence to the person whos ass the pennies have been in.
"Man, i feel alot better since he has some of my ass penies in his pocket. I mean, i don't have any thing in my pocket thats been put into his ass."
ass penies by bone thug March 2, 2003

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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