Skip to main content
How the sexy Benedict Cumberbatch pronounces "Penguin"
"So why are these woodlands so attracted to pengwings? A fresh water stream through the forest makes a handy highway for a parent pengwing heading home from a fishing trip"
Pengwing by The Dalek Asylum December 2, 2014
To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
She has pengest hair!
pengest by MissBelloChan December 15, 2010
A nickname for a penguin.
Look at the cute little pengie!
pengie by pengiechan February 4, 2008

pengweng 

noun
What actually happens when Benedict Cumberbatch tries to say "Penguins".
So why is this forest so attrative to pengwengs?
pengweng by le fan October 7, 2016

The Stu Pengelly 

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.
Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..