Penguin Pounding Share definition Flag When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it! "Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!" Penguin Pounding by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Penguin Pounding mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch