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Penguinism

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers
Penguinism by Penguin1984 February 2, 2010

penguinisation 

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.
Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!
penguinisation by penguinsrule August 4, 2005

Penguinize 

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!
Penguinize by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinese 

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.
I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.
Penguinese by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com
I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.
Penguinish by Penguinish July 17, 2007

penguinisation 

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.
as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)