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Pendu πŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή 

A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!
Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because PenduπŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή is the penalty master friuuuu πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ€«πŸ§ ♂️

Essentially Pendu πŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash
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