penu

magical word that you say in the classroom out loud

penuuuuuu

by hobo that lives in the sewers May 16, 2018

Penu

Linday's word for penis.

Rolly's PENU is extremely small.

by Chelsea Neville March 16, 2004

Penu

A short but very wide penis

Have you seen his penu? It is weird.

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

Penu

Drunk ass bitch. Otherwise known as Penu Premium when blackout.

Damn that girl was Penu PREMIUM last night. She was definitely blackout.

by Imthatbitxh March 16, 2021

Penu

A family That all they do is drink and smoke.

hey Joe you want a water no I want a beer. Also get me a cigarette to please.
That a Penu

by Sean Penu October 3, 2019

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

by boshua bole March 13, 2018