Pencilflick 

Not sharpest knife in the drawer .

No jokes intended my family noticed that my ex) was a pencilflick ..

Pencilflick by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

Pencilflick 

Dumber than a house plant no jokes intended by

PencilflickAtipacly: it is used to describe my ex played the squeezebox from morning till night when I brought my daughter home from the hospital when she was first born

Pencilflick by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

pencildick 

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.

the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.

pencildick by ootmtoo May 24, 2008

pencildick 

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.

lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!

pencildick by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

pencildick 

a statement which means the opposite of what u think....it is used to describe men that are very handsome, smart, and their penis is usually more than 10 inches in length

Omg that guy is such a pencildick hes like the sexiest guy i've ever seen

pencildick by hotchick908 September 8, 2010

penisflick

penis is flicked

penisflick by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Pencildick logic 

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

Pencildick logic by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019