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Pencilflick 

Dumber than a house plant no jokes intended by
PencilflickAtipacly: it is used to describe my ex played the squeezebox from morning till night when I brought my daughter home from the hospital when she was first born
Pencilflick by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

pencildick 

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.
the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.
pencildick by ootmtoo May 24, 2008

pencildick 

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.
lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!
pencildick by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

pencildick 

a statement which means the opposite of what u think....it is used to describe men that are very handsome, smart, and their penis is usually more than 10 inches in length
Omg that guy is such a pencildick hes like the sexiest guy i've ever seen
pencildick by hotchick908 September 8, 2010

penisflick

penisflick by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Pencildick logic 

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.
Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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