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As the female squats down the male puts his entire package on top of her head therefore making a peenhat.
Molly and Sally came over and i gave them a peenhat
it was awesome, i was like rock and roll!
Peenhat by john garcia October 11, 2006
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peen hat 

hey bro nice peen hat, thanks sis!
peen hat by Bob Lowblaw June 23, 2019
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peenhawk 

A small vertical strip of pubic hair above the male genatalia, resembling a Mohawk.

The male equivalent of the landing strip.
What was his situation, you know, down there? Did he have a Brazilian, peenhawk, or was it a dark forest?
peenhawk by PCDT January 3, 2014

Peenhammer 

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer
Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night
Peenhammer by Rah300 March 22, 2020

peengate 

noun;
1) similar to Watergate, a scandal involving the bassist from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, and his half naked pictures taken by his Sidekick that were leaked onto the internet; credit goes to the livejournal community ohnotheydidnt for breaking this story
2) can also be used as a group of people: peengaters; sometimes refered to as peensters
3) sometimes regarded to as one of the best things to ever happen in internet history
"I really hope that there's a Peengate with Patrick."

"Did you see those girls? Total Peengaters."
peengate by a peenster April 3, 2006

Peengate 

On March 7, 2006 nude photos of 'Fall Out Boy' bass player Pete Wentz were leaked onto the internet. This scandal has become known as "Peengate" on various message boards.
The Peengate scandal teaches us to be very careful while taking pictures with our Sidekick devices.
Peengate by Annette H.. July 22, 2008
A tattoo located on a penis.
Hey Frank, get a load of my new barbed-wire peentat.
This peentat took 3 hours to complete.
peentat by ShadowOfLegends December 20, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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