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Peence
A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.
Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.
Peence by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011
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Peencel • Peence • peencil • peenclave • peenclypse • Peenieloo • Penceling • Peen Clean • peen cleav • Peen Clocked
peencil
yo i heard ronnie has a peencil which is weird considering i also heard he has giant balls like ridiculously HUGE...
peencil by mike sousa February 7, 2014
peenclypse
1: bro after I got circumcised I was fascinated by my peenclypse
2: dude, watch out! The peenclypse is coming!
2: dude, watch out! The peenclypse is coming!
peenclypse by Samuel and Gianna June 24, 2019
peenclave
peenclave by furry rodent July 28, 2008
Peenieloo
Universally known for a variety of paraphernalia and or tomfoolery. If you know, you know. And if you don’t, you just simply do not.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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