Peelin' the Banana

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

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To take a male's virginity.

Sarah: So did you and rick ...you know.
Lisa: yeah i Peeled his banana.
Sarah: really??? Dosent peeling the banana mean???
Lisa: yeah.

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When you pinch the head of your penis with your left hand and shave the shaft with the razor in your right using long strokes toward you

Dude, wait your turn, I gotta hot date with Ashley tonight and "I'm pealin the bananna" in here!!

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