PeePee-Cock 

A word used to flag a statement as truth. PeePee-Cock is the undeniable argument. Once used it is impossible to disprove, there is no exception. A law of the universe with these key rules:

1) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used to combat another PeePee-Cock until a full week has passed.
2) A statement that is PeePee-Cock'd remains true for a single week without question.
3) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used on questions, only statements.

Person 1: Dude, I swear, I have to be one of the best Mid laners in League of Legends hisory.
Person 2: There's literally no way, you blow.
Person 1: Nope, I am the best. PeePee-Cock.
Person 2: Shit... alright. You're right. You are the best.

PeePee-Cock by CodeMonster1993 November 7, 2013

ham-clapping pee pee cock 

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

ham-clapping pee pee cock by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 31, 2017