Pee and Flee 

while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,

is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee

....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR

Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!

urinator whiz bitches pee Pee and Flee

Pee and Flee by Blarger.boy July 6, 2009

pee and flee 

When someone uses your house for its restroom and then bounces.

I had to pee so bad but marty was in the shower so I had to pee and flee at ryans house.

pee and flee by @bronationals13 October 16, 2012

Pee and Flee 

After making love... S/he falls asleep... You piss on in/on the bed and leave.

Dude I donkey punched her and a pee and flee.

Pee and Flee by Poop George II October 30, 2008

Pee and flee 

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

Pee and flee by _fluffy April 23, 2015