while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,
is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee
....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR
Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,
is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee
....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR
Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!
by Blarger.boy July 06, 2009

by Poop George II October 30, 2008

by @bronationals13 October 16, 2012

by S Coop September 11, 2016

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.
HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.
HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!
Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.
HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!
by _fluffy April 23, 2015
