Definitions by _fluffy
Pee and flee
Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.
HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.
HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!
Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.
HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:
Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!
Pee and flee by _fluffy April 23, 2015
pretoxicated
"Hey, just so you know, before we go to the club I'm meeting up with a friend so I may be a bit pretoxicated."
pretoxicated by _fluffy October 18, 2013
homf
So, they were making out, and it was all like homf homf homf