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pedephile 

Someone who loves counting legs.
I can't stop counting, i'm a true pedephile.
pedephile by centopede May 4, 2021

pedephile 

A useless waste of skin who rapes little boys who dosnt deserve to live.
Hey Hennnnry! look at that piece of shit pedephile hittin on that little boy... lets go scalp his ass!
pedephile by porksword383 January 5, 2007

pedophilesexual 

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Video game pedophilia 

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.
Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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