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peddling 

You think you can be peddling around here.
peddling by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017

Peddling 

Peddle is the act of numbing and slitting half way down your ball sack, hanging it over a girls face and peddling it like a bike.
Yo! I just got done peddling the shit out of her, may not be able to have kids but damn that was the best moment of my life!
Peddling by CockConsumer69 May 8, 2021

peddling dope 

smoking pot
those crums are peddling dope right under your nose.
peddling dope by AAAFFFF September 25, 2013

Peddling your menstrual cycle 

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.
Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

peddling asininities 

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.
Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"
peddling asininities by gmtaketake November 24, 2023

Granny Peddling 

When a male hangs out with grannies at nursing homes (often under the disguise as one of those volunteers who go to nursing homes to cheer people up) just to screw them when noone else is around (often times the older women really love it or are too out of it to really care).
"Josh, if you're that horny, just go to the nursing home and granny peddle for a bit."
Granny Peddling by Sly Nipples February 24, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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