"I wanna fuck you so bad"-anie
"God me too..i'll be over in a bit"-greg

*since his car is in the shop greg grabs bike and starts pussy peddling as fast as he can to anie, ditching his bike in the bushes beside her house when he arrives"

The next morning greg is in a conversation with one of his buddies

"so I hooked up with anie last night"-greg
"oh yea"-friend
"yea, i had to pussy peddle but it was totally worth it"-greg
"ah..i see"-friend

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak