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Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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