Peavert

A person, usually a guitarist or bassist, that is obsessed with Peavey gear, especially, but not limited to, tube amplfiers.Because it's made tough, sounds great, and can be gotten for a bargain.
The polar opposite of "gear snob"

I know this dude that's got 2 Deuces, 3 Bandits, an Ultra, VTM, and a Butcher. Rocks his T-60 through 'em all .
What a Peavert !!

by Jeff Leopard September 24, 2022

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Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Springfield Pervert

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

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closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

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herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

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Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response

by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

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