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Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.
I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.
by Acedigital July 23, 2012
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Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.
by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021
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Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.
Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!
by doc hargrove October 17, 2008
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