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Pearl Jammed 

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
Pearl Jammed by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Pearl Jammed 

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.
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Pearl Jammed by Acedigital July 23, 2012

Pearl Jammed 

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.
Pearl Jammed by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021

Pearls Jamed 

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.
Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!
Pearls Jamed by doc hargrove October 17, 2008
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