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Peanut butter fuck 

When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”

“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
Peanut butter fuck by Ben. G. September 22, 2019
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Reese's Peanut Butter FUCK 

When you are so excited to eat your Reese's that you forget to take off the SECOND rapper that is inconveniently the exact same color as the chocolate.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey man whatcha eatin?

Person 2: Wassup bro, just a Reese's peanut butter FUCK!

Ex 2:
HAHA screw you guys, I have a Reese's Peanut Butter --- FUCK!!!!

Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck 

Noun: A sexual situation in which a woman of Asian decent in sandwiched between two men of African decent.
Warn your kids not to accept any Reese's Peanut Butter Fucks next halloween.

Reeses peanut butter fuck 

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck

peanut butter knuckle fuck

When another person, or animal, licks peanut butter off your balls while you jerk off.
Man, my girl gave me a peanut butter knuckle fuck last night.

Peanut fudge butter fuck 

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter  

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).
person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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