Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
by Steven Earps April 15, 2007
Get the Paxtoning mug.The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011
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Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"
Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"
Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"
Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"
Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"
Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"
Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"
Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"
Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"
by laxbro18 January 26, 2012
Get the patroning mug.a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
Get the pardoning the turkey mug.An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
by lordoflight February 20, 2018
Get the Patoing mug.When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.
Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?
Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.
Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.
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