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efrem paulus 

he is efrem paulus. habibi eliaz. very cool iphonl.
efrem paulus by fisketom November 26, 2021
A Paulus person is a natural leader. Originated from roman greek times. Grows great artichokes as well as has a hair restoration company. In addition runs a car dealership on the side cause he/she is bored. Great companion, loves life
dude i cant believe your friends with a Paulus!?!?!?!?! He/She is like jesus cool...!
Paulus by JohnnySerg December 12, 2012

Paulexia 

Noun: An abnormal inability for an individual to text back quickly. It is a condition where a person needs more than enough time to reply back. This may include but not limited to: texts, messages, Facebook chats, comments, or shout outs. It is different from people not replying back due to laziness. NOTE: It is a not a real disease.
"He took 2 hours to text me back! He must have a serious Paulexia..."
"Paulexia is a turnoff for me."
"I think she has Paulexia because she hasn't replied me back in ages."
Paulexia by Spin Hind June 4, 2013

Paulush kandulna 

Paulush kandulna
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Paulush kandulna by Rahul kujur July 10, 2021

Paulushijsje 

A guy who steals a sip from a joint before he gets it. Mostly the "Paulus" is recognizably dressed as a hobo.. It's just a hobo kind 'a guy in a homo kind 'a world..
(Dutch: Ey doe eens een paulushijsje) Ey can i have a Paulushijsje
Paulushijsje by Akbar Delhalyh July 31, 2011

Pabluxis 

A term that denotes a chubby little boy with a 10.57 millimeter dick. He is often mistaken for an autistic bonobo on drugs and maybe a little insane. It is often said that when Pabluxis was conceived, the sperm that fertilized his egg was smoking weed when it penetrated the shell of his opioid-addicted egg. When he was born, his parents were so disappointed in the size of his dick that they cast him off to the side of the road in the middle of a small village in Nigeria. He is also a wannabe hipster who has little to no fashion sense except for plaid flannel shirts and floppy beanies.
Wow. Pabluxis is so stupid. I cant Believe he actually thinks that he is a hipster!
Pabluxis by awesomeplp9 May 2, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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