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Paulmichael

Paulmichael has an incredibly pure and honest heart. He is quiet and observant on the surface but has a cute and goofy side with those he feels comfortable around. He is naturally talented in many different areas although modest about them all. He always looks for ways to improve in life endeavors and in relationships. His mind is vast and his understanding is deep. He longs for a soul fulfillment greater than himself and will find it once he believes he is worthy of having it. He is wise and humble. He is kind and good. If you know one, you are incredibly blessed.
Paulmichael has a mysterious & vibrant world inside of his head .
Paulmichael by qweenbb233 May 24, 2020
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PaulMichael

Beware of this creature. Tall, dark, and phony. He pretends to act human, but his true nature can be observed in his natural habitat: around anyone who will pay attention to him. He toys with the ladies because it makes him feel good about himself but discards all his subjects as trash once the novelty has worn off. Ignorant to any mistakes he could make, he constantly has an excuse, or fake-meaningful idiom to get you off his trail by answering around a question he does not want to answer. Cowardice and ignorance on his side, he will step over anyone to get what he wants with no need to apologize for burning or mistreating someone, because he was entitled to it. If your stumble upon a PaulMichael, walk the other way before you get sucked in and struggle to escape.
"Traffic was progressing perfectly fine until the maniac motorcyclist started weaving in and out of cars."
"He was probably a PaulMichael!"
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"He's so attractive but he was so rude the last time I talked to him..."
"Girl, cut him loose - he's probably a PaulMichael!"
PaulMichael by Jeaniepants June 24, 2021
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