Beware of this creature. Tall, dark, and phony. He pretends to act human, but his true nature can be observed in his natural habitat: around anyone who will pay attention to him. He toys with the ladies because it makes him feel good about himself but discards all his subjects as trash once the novelty has worn off. Ignorant to any mistakes he could make, he constantly has an excuse, or fake-meaningful idiom to get you off his trail by answering around a question he does not want to answer. Cowardice and ignorance on his side, he will step over anyone to get what he wants with no need to apologize for burning or mistreating someone, because he was entitled to it. If your stumble upon a PaulMichael, walk the other way before you get sucked in and struggle to escape.
"Traffic was progressing perfectly fine until the maniac motorcyclist started weaving in and out of cars."
"He was probably a PaulMichael!"
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"He's so attractive but he was so rude the last time I talked to him..."
"Girl, cut him loose - he's probably a PaulMichael!"
"He was probably a PaulMichael!"
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"He's so attractive but he was so rude the last time I talked to him..."
"Girl, cut him loose - he's probably a PaulMichael!"
by Jeaniepants June 24, 2021