Paulmichael

Paulmichael has an incredibly pure and honest heart. He is quiet and observant on the surface but has a cute and goofy side with those he feels comfortable around. He is naturally talented in many different areas although modest about them all. He always looks for ways to improve in life endeavors and in relationships. His mind is vast and his understanding is deep. He longs for a soul fulfillment greater than himself and will find it once he believes he is worthy of having it. He is wise and humble. He is kind and good. If you know one, you are incredibly blessed.

Paulmichael has a mysterious & vibrant world inside of his head .

Paulmichael by qweenbb233 May 24, 2020

PaulMichael

Beware of this creature. Tall, dark, and phony. He pretends to act human, but his true nature can be observed in his natural habitat: around anyone who will pay attention to him. He toys with the ladies because it makes him feel good about himself but discards all his subjects as trash once the novelty has worn off. Ignorant to any mistakes he could make, he constantly has an excuse, or fake-meaningful idiom to get you off his trail by answering around a question he does not want to answer. Cowardice and ignorance on his side, he will step over anyone to get what he wants with no need to apologize for burning or mistreating someone, because he was entitled to it. If your stumble upon a PaulMichael, walk the other way before you get sucked in and struggle to escape.

"Traffic was progressing perfectly fine until the maniac motorcyclist started weaving in and out of cars."
"He was probably a PaulMichael!"
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"He's so attractive but he was so rude the last time I talked to him..."
"Girl, cut him loose - he's probably a PaulMichael!"

PaulMichael by Jeaniepants June 24, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016