Patwant

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Patwant is a very cool guy. He will do anything for his friends but be aware! If you cross him you will be sorry. Loyal and trustworthy, he will go above and beyond for the people he cares about. This guy may come across as shy and quiet. But as soon as he gets comfortable, he is a whole show of fun and games. If you are lucky enough to call this one your partner, don’t let go of him! He will always spoil his girl and make her feel special, even though he may sometimes appear to plan things in his own terms, a word of advice is always appreciated. Don’t worry though! Good time Patwant will always hold his end of a promise and will make sure that he is surrounded by smiles and laughter.

Oh wow! Patwant is such a cool guy!
Oh no need to worry! When Patwant is there, it’s always a good time!

Patwant by Anonymouslywild November 21, 2021

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patantic

Adj: to be pathetically stupid

N: A dog collar worn by some people to reflect their unfulfilling lifestyle.

Adj: His childish rooftop activities are extremely patantic

N:His patantic was a self imposed punishment for his failure as a cyclist

patantic by George's Amazing Adventure December 20, 2009

Related Words

Patwant • patantic • Patanties • Patwartwee • Patwatty • Pa-twang

Patanties

pajamas and panties at the same time.

It is what you say when you want your roommates boyfriend to leave so you can get dressed. You will need to undress so you will be in your panties and then put on your pajamas. It is just a simpler way of saying "I'm getting undressed and ready for bed, please leave." So instead you say "Patanties!" and he will leave not knowing what just happened.

Patanties by Vicky Christina November 2, 2010

Patwatty

Another name for vagina

My patwatty itches.

Patwatty by lawdz June 12, 2011

Patwartwee

A person who means everything to you. Your world. Your last love. Someone who you can't live without. Someone who you wanna grow old together. Hold hands till the last breathe.

Since my Patwartwee left me, I've got nothing left, I feel so empty. Feel like my existence in this world together with you is fading away.

Patwartwee by CodyMTK October 26, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026