Pat Maddox 

Pat Maddox, formally Patrick Maddox, informally PAAAAAAAAAAAAT. He is a person with the temperament of a grumpy old man, yet he is under the age of 21. He reads books frequently, has awesome movie recommendations, and loves various nerdy things. His favorite color is orange, he harasses his two brothers to no end, and secretly loves his family. He has two roommates whom he calls, "cupcake" and "bran'n." He is a die hard Godsmack fan and but is open to other music as well. He loves Star Wars and actually has a Star Wars "Rebel" tattoo. He dreams of traveling the world but without a girl to motivate him, he rarely strays from his apartment. He had an evil ex, whom you must defeat in a Scott Pilgrim like battle. He is devilishly handsome, although you should never indulge him by saying that because his ego would then cause him to spontaneously combust. He treats his friends and family well, and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. His dog, however, is the luckiest in the universe. He looks fabulous and very "James Bond" in a suit and you'll have to resist the urge to rip it off him, girl or guy. He has many wannabe gay lovers, but he's too set on this one chick.

In summary, he's stubbornly loyal, hilarious, smart, wonderful, soulful individual.

"I like video games, parties, ultimate frisbee, good movies, the beach, nature, and other nerdy things. "

"Shit, it's a Pat Maddox. Run away!"

Pat Maddox by EMU, who? January 10, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008