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Pastalytize 

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er
On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.
Pastalytize by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

pastelpantaphilia 

(n) pastel rainbow pants; a highly contagious disease that has spread through the K-Pop community with devastating effects, such as the before and after Lucifer dances by SHINee and Infinite's music videos.
I really wanted to perform Lucifer by SHINee but then SHINee caught pastelpantaphilia and I don't want it to spread.

I really hope Infinite burns their pink and baby blue pants to stop the spread of pastelpantaphilia.

Friend: Wow, that band looks so cheesy! Look at those awful pastel pants!
KPop fan: They used to be cool, before they caught pastelpantaphilia.
pastelpantaphilia by Yoona Choi November 28, 2011

Pastel Gamer 

A gamer who likes pastel aesthetics usually has a pastel setup and surrounds themselves with the pastel theme. Their theme could be all the pastel colors or just a specific color or two but it is usually just very light colors. They are usually into soft cute things but can be found playing any game.
There are a lot of cute pastel gamers nowadays.
My friend is a pastel gamer. She has a lot of plushies and plays animal crossing.
Pastel Gamer by Melodymews January 26, 2022

pastelpantaphilla 

A disease that is highly contagious. It is a So terribley dressed (STD) that spreads through Kpop community with devastating effects.
SHINee's Lucifer : Before, Sexy and smooth. Afterwards , not so sexy.

Infinite's BTD : Before, fresh and funky. Afterwards, not so fresh and funky ( Nothing's over mv )

Eg. We can eradicate pastelpantaphilla, and forever rid the kpop world of its pastel package

fruit pastilles friday 

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.
Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
fruit pastilles friday by Daws February 28, 2009