Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.

Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.

by Bergstein March 8, 2011