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Part-time Friend 

A part-time friend is a person who acts like they want be friends with you when you're there but could give a fuck less about you when you aren't physically there.

In other words, someone who wants to be your friend only when it's convenient for them.
Laura wants to be a friend when we're hanging out but doesn't want to be a friend when we're not. That's called being a part-time friend.

Part-Time Friend 

A PTF is a person who desperately wishes to conduct a "Friendship Session" and will, unrelentingly, pester you until you do accept some terms. Then, after the session, they simply fade back into obscurity for weeks or months until they become bored again.
"Damnit, he's calling again!"
"What? That's the fifth time this hour!"
"Fuck it, i'll set up the damned Session so that I don't have to deal with this Part-Time Friend anymore."
"It doesn't last forever, you know. He'll bug you again in a week."
"*Sigh* I know..."
Part-Time Friend by MM3K September 29, 2012

my part-time lover and a full time friend 

a guy who you will always love to be around because of his rocking personality but occasionally you turn to him when you crave a hookup. You will always love him but the circumstances do not allow you to have a true relationship so you treasure the intimate times you share but know you cannot get fully attached. This is often the case with couples who break up..
" You're my part-time lover and a full time friend" from the song by the moldy peaches.. featured in the movie Juno :)
-my ex boyfriend Max is my part-time lover and my full time friend. He's such as sweet guy and a the best romantic partner but he lives to far away to be my man.

PTF (Part Time Friend) 

Part time friend, Self-explanatory.
damn yo, you know Christine Ha from Milpitas?! Well shes a certified PTF (Part Time Friend) yo!

Part-time friends

When you are "friends" with someone you work with or go to school with but do not have contact with that person outside of the office/classroom.
Jim: Dude you're always talking with Ryan in class, do you guys hang out a lot after school?

Sean: Naw man, we're just part-time friends.
Part-time friends by MarvelousOnePak February 25, 2010

part-time friendship 

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship
vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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