Parsi 

An endonym for Persian

Parsi's are Persian speakers that fled to India after the Arabian conquest of the Sassanid Empire.

That guy's a rich ass Parsi

Parsi by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

parsi 

Persian people who settled in India. Very rich people and live in and around Bombay.

Dadabhai Naoroji was a great Parsi and he helped in Indian Independence movement

parsi by Urfriend September 10, 2003

Parsi 

The non gendered version of Aunty or Uncle

(Parent + Sibling)

My Dads sibling identifies as a non binary person, so I call them Parsi Kim instead of Aunty Kim.

Parsi by Ticklechambers February 15, 2023

Parsi Poon Juice 

Parsi Poon Juice, aka PPJ. Vaginal secretion from certain ethnic women that is rancid...classically described as "more putrid than the dumpster behind a cheap chinese seafood restauraunt."

While its properties have not been fully characterized, it is known to be caustic and may well contain the world's most diverse yet concentrated flora of STDs. It's offensive, corrosive, and just plain old fashioned nasty. Not even NASA could design a safety suit that'll protect you...

While it is unclear where the word originated, it is now quite common in large cities in India as well as in the UK and America.

"I was fooling around with Farrah...man that PPJ (Parsi Poon Juice) burned my nostrils... and a hole right through the sheets! It burns when I pee...and pretty much do anything else. I better go get tested."

Parsi Poon Juice by DMehta August 29, 2007

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Parica 

When two people really adore eachother

Oh they are so in love,totally parica

Parica by Uuuuuupip May 13, 2019