1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek,
asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek,
asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have
sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of
dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching
Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George
Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking