parsifan
parsifan by Donnie Matthews June 27, 2007
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parsifan
1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking
parsifan by Donnie Matthews July 15, 2007
Related Words
Parsiflange
A surreal or silly situation, a person who excites ones sense of the ridiculous; A bit like a tittybiscuit.
"Ken Dodd is a parsiflange!"
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parsifal
A conservative gay man. A log-cabin republican. One who is prissy, sissy, loves guns, penis and drives a 85 Dodge Truck.
parsiani
The definition of all that makes Persians great. Loyal to the core, philosopher and poet at heart, intellectual beyond just book or street smarts, kind to all but fierce and absolutely unrelenting when needed. An unstoppable force of nature. The best friend and ally in your corner but you don’t want to get on their bad side. Good thoughts, Good words, Good deeds!
Tell me you’re Persian without telling me you’re Persian
Tell me you’re Persian without telling me you’re Persian
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