Parns

A word used to describe a pervert. Derived from the comedian Chris Parnell of Saturday Night Live (SNL) who played many pervy characters such as Merv the Perv during his time on the show and did a damn good job at it.

"Ew, that teacher is so disgusting!"
"I know, he's a total Parns."

"That guy is such a Parns!"

by NicoleSaysChyea! November 27, 2006

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

pans out

Consideration of the outcome of a future process or event.

Let's see how it pans out.

by M Burgess August 10, 2007

painsomnia

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

by danathepaina May 4, 2011

pansh

Nigerian slang used to denote sexual intercourse.

Boys of nowadays......all they want to do is find a girl to pansh!

by souldja4ever March 17, 2009

Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Pansizzle

A pancake from the ghetto; primarily round and rather tall resulting from mass amounts of rising powder

Aye dog, dat pansizzle be from the hood!

by Mikellie August 16, 2004