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A person who takes two parking spots on the streets at the curb... When clearly if they move forward or backward a few inches there would be room for two cars instead of one clearly making them selfish parking whore s

Look they took two parking spots those damn parking whores..parking

Parking whore by Brandywine07 June 4, 2017

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JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

JFK airport parking whore by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

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Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore

Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.

Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"

Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore by Mailman-222 Kitty lick lick January 8, 2012

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they where packing it

Used to describe a group of people who are scared.

Like "they where packing it when the boys turned up to cover us"

they where packing it by ACSTGS May 24, 2008

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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