Parkin Glot

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.

Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.

by osuiqueue January 9, 2020

Parkin[g] Lot

Basically, it means "the buttocks," but that just makes it sound so common. It's basically means a pair off ass-cheeks that you just can't take your eyes off. Like when you're walking in the East Village of Manhattan behind a pair of tight-jeaned cheeks, be them falling out or not and you are mesmerized. That is a Parking Lot!

"Damn, bitch. Yo Parking Lot showin!" "Damn, she got a fine PARKING' LOT." "He backed that PARKING' LOT right up on me. He could tell I liked it." "I can feel it in my PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT!" That was from Madonna's Hearbeat. Insert it...."You can catch me poppin' like (I keep on dancing to the night)." Instead of "You can catch me poppin' like, it's, "I CAN FEEL IT MY PARKIN LOT." It works. Trust.

by Kevin Clamato December 12, 2009

Parking Lot Pickle

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.

"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."

by MythicalH February 24, 2023

Parking Lot Pickle

A wishbone but for friends

"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin

by GMM.lover March 3, 2023

Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.

I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!

by DNAGuy August 21, 2020

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017