Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

parkerson

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

joanna parkerson

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

by L1lTroll August 31, 2016

parkersonlywife

parkersonlywife aka the best person ever

parkersonlywife is the greatest person ever.

by marheled May 27, 2022