Parent(s) 

1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends

2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave

3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.

4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you

Me: I can't go to the park today.
Veronica: Why?
Me: Parent(s)

Parent(s) by S.B.C! January 16, 2009

parent(s) 

people in this world who are forced to set rules and make their child life miserable because they have nothing better to do

Man, my mom won't let me go to the party...damn parents.

parent(s) by christy February 22, 2005

parent(s) 

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!

My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!

parent(s) by Daniel October 20, 2004

parent's television council 

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

parent's television council by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Parent's Room

A place where your parents have sex.

Katy: "where are you?"
Christina: "in my Parent's room."
Katy:"Ew.Your parents have sex there."

Parent's Room by starrluvsmanny March 9, 2009

Parent's Rights 

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"

Parent's Rights by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

(Nonbinary) Parent's Day 

AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,

but for nonbinary parents

(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).

(August 1st): "Happy (Nonbinary) Parent's Day, you wonderful people!!!"

(Nonbinary) Parent's Day by EarthlingBeing May 8, 2022