PaperWords

a "PaperWord" is a made up word used by dictionary's to see if it pops up in other dictionary's that are plagiarizing them

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by jerm200 March 6, 2017

paperwork

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.

Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.

by jepleure November 12, 2009

paperwork

Wiping your ass with toilet paper after you take a shit.

I just had the shits. The paperwork took forever.

by Jeremy Gillespie April 25, 2004

Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.

by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009

paperwork

To be engaged in the act of rolling a marijuana smoking apparatus ("blunt", "spliff", "joint").

Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.

Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.

by Wolf X Lax 22 July 19, 2010

paperwork

Codename for money, usually money earnt illegally.ie.drugs

BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.

by [Cyanide] November 21, 2004