Paper Monkey

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by colin miles February 17, 2004
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PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.
Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!
by RedRibbonSword October 17, 2010
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monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey
"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga
by Gaga Fan/law student February 16, 2009
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