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a bruise incurred on the face, in the eye or otherwise, upon being struck by a penis; a facial pain caused by a phallus.
Did you see that guy's black eye? Yeah, man, that was a pancus.
pancus by Rhon October 30, 2007
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Panyus panus Pangus paynus pancus pankus pannus panousing panbuster panduskis
a word used to describe the action or creeping or lurking on facebook
I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend
panousing by rawproductions December 7, 2010

pannus butter 

The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.
Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.
pannus butter by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022
She is a girl with a heart of a lion strong minded. Beautiful sensual winni the poo kitkat
Panusha has an admire starts with a letter R
panusha by Young buck boi September 8, 2020
A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.
"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"
paynus by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014