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puppy pants 

Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.

Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.

See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks
1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!

2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!
puppy pants by Nynke_ June 10, 2008

Puppy party 

A puppy party refers to when one person is laying in bed and is surrounded by 3+ cute puppies and they are either playing with them or all cuddling together.
Len - "why do you have so many dogs in your bed?"

Trey- "I'm having a puppy party, duh!"
Puppy party by Puppylady July 31, 2017

party puppet 

One who follows their political party blindly and never questions the authority figure of the political party.
He is such a party puppet that the President could commit genocide and he would still vote for him again.
A party puppet would never question his political party's motives.

Pumpy Pants 

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.
Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!
Pumpy Pants by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

Puppet party

an oragy of 5 or more people high on MDMA hooking up with each other using puppets.
Dude that puppet party was dope
Puppet party by ilovepuppets420 October 28, 2010

Sock Puppet Party

A sock puppet party is slang for an assault, usually these assaults are towards Butch Lesbians. These can be done by putting a heavy phallic object in a sock and beating said lesbian with sock.
A Sock Puppet Party is usually orchestrated by Incels or Neckbeards in Groups