Panty Claus 

A Panty Claus is a house guests who steals women's panties.

Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus

Panty Claus by wrangerti December 5, 2013

panty claus 

during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.

(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!

panty claus by jaficial December 20, 2008

panticlaus

Pantieclaus is santa claus's evil twin who at christmas will go around stealing all women and mens panties and he will spend the night filling one sack and emptying another, panteiclaus is a perverted freak and will steal 365 panties so he can enjoy one every night until next christmas, pantieclaus sniffs panties like a cocain addict, the one pound panticlaus predator pantie pervert preventer promising 100 Percent pantie predator paws protection! Protect your panties, pantie claus is real, he simply wants to get your panties! Im super serial. Send your credit card details or prepare your panties!

Person1: "hey man what did you get for xmas man?"
Person2: "OMG FML i went to take a selfie with my xmas presents and posted on twitter then i realised i had no panties on"
Person1: "OMG man panticlaus totally got you, thank god i bought my pantie protector"

panticlaus by anti pantie perv protectors July 23, 2015