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chocolate pudding pants 

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

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pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
pudding pants by Dritto March 21, 2004

Panty Pudding 

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)
You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.
Panty Pudding by Skankbone November 25, 2013

panty pudding 

The paste-like substance found in women's panties consisting of sweat, vaginal discharge and cum.
"There's nothing like panty pudding drying to a nice, crusty finish after sitting in your laundry basket for a week."
panty pudding by Gary Dicksniffer January 1, 2004

panty pudding 

The result of the panty crotch absorbing the moisture of the pussy juice.A thick paste with a mild sweaty smell.It's to die for.
Let your lady spend four or five hours in a mall.Scrap the crotch of her panties with your nail and sniff.
panty pudding by Jayrod May 24, 2003

panty pudding 

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally
That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table
panty pudding by weasel February 11, 2003