Finding music on Pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist's name while drinking an overpriced Portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite sex.
I found this great band on Pandora... ooooo ah oooooo... Never mind. I just had a "pandorgasm" and no longer need to talk with you.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.