Pandaphyle 

A person who likes to tamper-fer with pandas. Either for love, joy or sexual pleasure. But mainly love.

When walking past the panda enclosure Simon saw Mark spooning with the pandas.

"That Mark is right Pandaphyle"

Pandaphyle by MangoFire October 19, 2012

Padaphile 

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

Padaphile by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.

Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."

Pandaphile by Mary Danger March 22, 2011

Pandapple 

one of the friends of hello kitty he looks lie ka panda crossed with an apple witch in reality is really just a apple shaped hat he is 100% panda not 50% panda 50% apple

"Hey anthony! check out that pandapple hes half apple and half panda!!!"
"No liz im sure that apple is just a hat. He is 100% panda"
"DIE"* eats anthony alive becuase she is reallllllly fat*jk

Pandapple by The Panda brother March 12, 2007

baby pandaphiliac 

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.

my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

baby pandaphiliac by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012