Panda tan Share definition Flag When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda. Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan. Panda tan by Corny boi August 10, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Panda tan mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch