An over-the-pants hand job.
The most
embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to
masturbation in ever way.
commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.
"so did you finally hookup with
Slutface McVaginason
last night?"
"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"
"I just got a Palmeroy.
Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"